imagine the graffiti written on the bathroom stalls of the normandy
- does the illusive man take illusive shits?
- stop it joker
- james your huevos are killing me
- In compliance with bathroom stall graffiti etiquette, I shall place verification of my presence here. EDI was here. Joker would also request that I inform you we did not ‘make out’ in this stall as for some reason he finds the location embarrassing.
- Alone in this place/The sounds of running water/Ah. I feel better. - K
- CONSENSUS REACHED
- is that how the geth take a crap
- [fascinatingly crude drawings of alien genitalia]
- This is the crew that saved the galaxy. Amazing
"hey I have this massive pile of unfinished games, what am I gonna do about that?"
>buy more games
Anonymous asked: Who's your favorite character in SnK?
Eren! And Levi! >w<
lady inquisitors who dress for practicality and never gave a damn about fashion falling in love with vivienne
maybe starting off with a simple ribbon in their hair. vivienne doesn’t notice, but varric does and pats her on the back and says knowingly ‘it looks nice on you, inquisitor’
inquisitor clumsily tries to make her nails look cleaner and her cubicles neater in the dead of night in her tent
the inquisitor looming intimidatingly over a merchant, only to say ‘do you have any make-up that is easy to apply and endurable’
the inquisitor being nervous and trying to subtly ask vivienne what her favorite color is
the inquisitor leaning over to hear what some orlesian noblewoman chatting nearby about the newest fashions in court are saying
the inquisitor finally just going up to cassandra and asks her ‘you…are a princess, right?’
cassandra rolls her eyes and tells her about an orlesian armor boutique she heard of nearby
vivienne seeing the inquisitor in the outfit she bought there and saying: “you could use more accessories, but I think you cut a nice figure.”
the inquisitor knocks heads with a smile and maybe too much joy for the rest of the week
- don’t ever feel bad for asking me to tag a trigger
- i do not care what the trigger is
- i will tag it for you
- you have legitimate reasons to be triggered by it
- and i am not one to question those reasons
- so just send me an ask
- anonymous if you’re scared
- and i will tag it all the time in future
- your wellbeing is worth twenty extra seconds of my time at least