Thursday, April 24, 2014


how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning


varric n anders have a lot of bonding time bc varric is an author working from home n anders is an unemployed activist


varric n anders have a lot of bonding time bc varric is an author working from home n anders is an unemployed activist

Alternate names for the Mass Effect Games Pt. 2

(Source: paragon-playthrough)

A villain must be a thing of power, handled with delicacy and grace. He must be wicked enough to excite our aversion, strong enoug h to arouse our fear, human enough to awaken some transient gleam of sympathy. We must triumph in his downfall, yet not barbarously nor with contempt, and the close of his career must be in harmony with all its previous development.


[gently rests hand on character’s cheek] i love you but you’re such an ass


Anders: I’ve always wondered, why is every surface dwarf a merchant or a smith?
Varric: You left out criminals and hired muscle.
Anders: They don’t count.
Varric: We dwarves are drawn to shiny objects. Sort of like Magpies, but with business sense.
Anders: You’re kidding.
Varric: Of course I am. We come to the surface with the skills our ancestors had, Blondie. You think there’s a tradition of dwarf woodcutters in Orzammar? Bee keepers? Sailors?
Anders: Well, there could be mushroom growers and nug wranglers.
Varric: Orzammar will never let those people go topside. Too vital. Also, embarrassing.


"How did you survive a blast thousands died in?"

"I don’t know, probably Flemeth"


Zuhair Murad Fall-Winter 2014


Zuhair Murad Fall-Winter 2014


Imagine your OTP holding a contest against each other to see who can come up with the cheesiest pickup line.


dwarf inquisitors with no prior connection to the fade being told they were seen walking out of it

dwarf inquisitors unfamiliar with and possibly distrustful of magic finding themselves suddenly endowed with arcane powers

dwarf inquisitors working tirelessly to repair a sky they’ve never quite been used to looking at

dwarf inquisitors (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧


It’s understandable that not everyone has read Asunder, not everyone knows about Pharamond who had a huge emotional breakdown after reversing his Tranquility, and cried and begged not to be branded again, because he would rather be killed than going through that for the second time.

But surely everyone has played DA2 and seen Karl begging Anders to put him out of his misery, and it surely must have been enough to see that Tranquility isn’t all that tranquil.

7th of October
7th of October

(Source: human-spectre)


*Restarts Bioware game*

Yeah! I’m going to make different choices and play entirely differently than last time!

*Makes the exact same choices and plays the exact same way.*